Brown Nose Award Or Trophy

So you have some ass hole at work who's sucking up to the boss, We have just the award or trophy for such a jerk off. If you can get the guy out from under the bosses desk for a minute you can have an award ceremony and present him with an illustrious brown nose award. After this guy really deserves some recognition doesn't he and he gets the prize?
The brown nose award as illustrated below consist of a nice big schnozz with a little bit of simulated poop on the end just to add a bit of realism. This is an award the recipient will cherish for the rest of his life. Also attached to the award is a nice laminated brass look plaque That can be engraved with the current year and brown nose award header. We can also put just about any statement you would like on the engraved plaque as long as personal names are not included as this might expose us to defamation charges.

The Brown nose award is available in two models. The inexpensive model which has a basic plaque and pine backing and is priced at $18.95 plus shipping. We also make a deluxe version with custom engraved laminate brass plaque and black walnut wood base for $25.00. Both feature a very nice gold painted proboscis with simulated poop on the tip.

Here's a thought, I used to work for a large company as a technician and I sculpted a brown nose award that was passed around for years. After the initial recipient received his brown nose award it became a monthly thing and the most deserving person was given the award, that initial plaque was passed around for years!. So you might start a cherished tradition that will live on for years and years.

Its always good to recognize true achievement.

Another thing to remember is we are a custom company so you do not have to settle for the stock size of our generic brown nose award. If you would like something more lavish or grandiose we can fabricate it for a nominal charge. Just give us a call and we will give you a quote on your oversize brown nose award.

STANDARD BROWN NOSE AWARD $18.95

DELUXE VERSION BROWN NOSE AWARD $25.00

If you have any further questions about sign cost or have questions about design or finish please feel free to call us or e-mail us.

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To get the ball rolling and order your custom award plaque or adult display please call us at 321-431-7443
or e-mail us at

awardbastard@awardbastard.com

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