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About UsSo who is the awardbastard?My name is Mark Wangchung Di Saverio and I am the proprietor of awardbastard.com I started this company because I am a full time employee at Kennedy Space Center working on the space shuttles and this career is about to be retired with the space shuttles. So I need to find something else to do and I think making these awards would be pretty cool. I like to fabricate and sculpt stuff and This is some of the funniest shit I have ever made.The big difference between my shit and the cheap stuff you see everywhere else is I am dedicated to making some really realistic gag awards that are sure to make an impression. Trust me When I make an asshole award I'm gonna put a hemroid on it too. I got the idea for this site by working on the space shuttle in many various roles and seeing many stuck up unimaginative douche bags who really thought they were something. We used to custom make brown nose awards for these assholes so I decided to build a company around this idea of gag awards. You see we live in a world of jealous fucked up people who have nothing better to do than worry about what other people are doing. You know what kind of jerk offs I'm talking about, The kind of guy who will brownnose the boss for hours and say and do ridiculous things to move his agenda forward. I believe the best way to treat these stupid bastards is to award them for what they do best. and that is what this site is all about. Take it from me, you can fight these cocksuckers all day long but it really won't change anything, these people are unchangeable, They were the guy who was the bully at school and who is now the bully at work. You can't get rid of them so you might as well get some humor from them. So the next time you see the guy who's stealing your ideas or stabbing you in the back. Don't get mad, get even. Give him an award. A UNITED STATES COMPANY WITH ALL U.S. PRODUCTS To get the ball rolling and order your custom award plaque or adult display please call us at 321-431-7443
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