Awardbastard.com your source for nasty wicked or just funny adult signs plaques and graphics
FUNNY GAG AWARDS

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There comes a time when someone is so good at their screwed up behavior that they need to be recognized and awarded. We all know the person for whom we speak, its the guy who's constantly stabbing others in the back or the guy who's constantly brown nosing the boss or the bitch that makes life a misery. Isn't it time to let these fools know that they are truly good at something and get the recognition they truly deserve..

SEND IT ANONYMOUS

At Awardbastard.com we are in the business of making custom awards for these idiots, And guess what you can award these jackasses and be totally anonymous all you have to do is pick out an award or invent one and we will totally fabricate it and send it to the recipient, all you have to do is pay for it and provide an address to send it to. What could be simpler. If you want we will include a certificate stating it was from all the folks they work with and make life miserable for.

Or you can order the award and have it sent to yourself so you can have the joy of a real award ceremony and you can truly punk that bastard or bitch.

CUSTOM FABRICATION

We can custom fabricate any kind of off the wall award and we are quite devious and imaginative so give us a shot and we will not disappoint you. We have all kinds of state of the art equipment ready to make whatever you can dream up. We have custom cnc engravers and routers and we can also sculpt in clay and then 3d scan to digitally machine in any material. All of our custom awards have a custom engraved laminated brass like plaque to commemorate and immortalize the recipient of your award.

ADULT ENTERTAIMENT SIGNS PLAQUES AWARDS AND DISPLAYS

But Awardbastard.com is not just all about gag awards. We are also about non standard signs and plaques that other sign makers and award makers would shy away from. We also make adult signs and plaques that are a little bit risky like nude edge lit signs or plaques with adult content. If you are over 18 we will make any sign or plaque you can imagine. We will make cock and ball plaques titty plaques or anything oriented to adult entertainment. We can put anything on a plaque or sign as long as the material isn't copyrighted.

HIGH QUALITY AND REALISM

All of our adult signs plaques and awards are of the highest quality and realism, If you send someone an asshole award you can count on the asshole being realistic and detailed and airbrushed to realistic colors. Our wooden plaques come in two qualities basic pine wood which is inexpensive or a higher quality black walnut, the choice is yours.

To get the ball rolling and order your custom award plaque or adult display please call us at 321-431-7443
or e-mail us at

Awardbastard@Awardbastard.com

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